The 1st paragraph just killed … How to look the guy in the face after that
1. The water in the toilet can be flushed once for two.
2. Use your partner’s lip balm with ease. And spit on hygiene!
3. You kiss anyway, even if someone has a tempera
4. You put your trimmed nails on the edge of the tub.
5. Forgetting to pull your hair out of the drain after you shower.
6. You use his toothbrush when you forget yours.
7. or a razor…
8. … or a washer.
9. Or throw dirty laundry directly on the bathroom floor
10. You don’t change your bed linen that often.
11. Sometimes you are too lazy to take a shower after the cupcake.